I took this quite some time back (and I still love it!)
so the phone number may not work any more; but that's OK, too.
I was very glad we had stopped at a light, so I could preserve this!
This millionaire needs a timely tip or two about professional signage.
Here is a haiku from Issa:
Approaching my village:
Don't know about the people,
but all the scarecrows
The essential Haiku; versions of Basho, Buson and Issa;
edited by Robert Hass, Ecco, 1994, page 162.